The gayest thing ever said
This is meant with humor not offensively Lots of nude shenanigans. Anyways, he got a cat on a whim, and one night while watching a movie, him on the couch, me on the recliner next to the couch, it came out from hiding to come hang with us, and while petting it, I leaned in and kissed it as I got up to go get a snack. How does this "prayer" thing work, exactly? In a high pitched tone of voice. Check 1 and I was half-naked in the dressing room with pretty much everyone in the cast, both male and female. The Marine Corps is the gayest straight group of homophobes on Earth.
I said “I'm worried I might be a lesbian.” while my now ex-boyfriend was behind me.
I was at the beach after school had just let out for the summer. I was dating. I said to my friend, "Hey man check out that nice ass" *point* Then the dude with long hair turned around and my friend Matt gave me the. One time I had a dick in my mouth and I said "phfsbsh shbpshs". . He was like, " Dude, that is the gayest thing anyone has ever said.".
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This was in my Midwesterner-in-NYC party crashing phase, where I would attach myself to groups of prettier and richer people going to clubs in the Meatpacking District.
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In a high pitched tone of voice. He was wearing a black leather cowboy outfit, bedazzled chaps and everything. Kissed, sucked some dick, that sort of stuff. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. We had a date.
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I looked up and said to my friend, 'Man, I'd be good at sucking dick.'”. An expression meaning: Wow, that is really, really gay. Said by Master Shake.
And my gayest-thing-ever-seen-or-done bar is set pretty damn high. Watch: An Because you're too busy, say, twirling rainbow flags around?.
So we decided to all shower together all no clothes except underwear.
At that point, it was about AM and I had consumed about a fifth of watered down club vodka. In a high pitched tone of voice. I'm thinking the former 'cause it's in quotes.
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