They were also fitted with landing platforms to accommodate four R-4 helicopterscreating the first seagoing helicopter-equipped ships, and provided medical evacuation of combat casualties in both the Philippines and Okinawa.
Corkille 1  and 2  FS Col. Ziegler Seacraft Repair Ship[ edit ] Six ships, allocated by the War Shipping Administration, were converted to repair and spare parts ships. The sixth, James B.
All served in the Southwest Pacific Area. This is a mobile maintenance and repair unit capable of traveling from installation to installation in a theater to perform third and minor fourth echelon maintenance and repairs to small boats, harbor craft, floating equipment, and in some cases repairs to larger vessels.
The company is equipped with an especially converted ship or barge, fully equipped with machine, electric, engine, wood-working, rigging and paint shops. The embarked Army repair units, where noted below, are from Masterson": Other repair vessels[ edit ] Koondooloo grt, Converted by the Army from coal to oil and fitted with a ton boom, Koondooloo S was used as a workboat in New Guinea servicing amphibious vehicles and vessels. Australia is a Commonwealth country known mostly by foreigners as Great Britain with a less fruity accent, with sun in the sky that you can actually see and get third degree burns from.
It is also called "Oz" for short, or "Down under", after a popular position among ibis rapists. The name "Australia" originates from the Aboriginal word "Walla'borongamala" meaning "where the bloody hell am I? Potential tourists should note that Australia is populated by vicious, venomous creatures both native and feral that can kill a full-grown man in seconds.
The mythical islands of Aotearoa Noy Sealand were also thought to be joined to the super-continent. However these countries decided to "split" from Oz as they put it. But do we care? We don't care one bit! We took our ball and went home Australia then became the largest island in the world, but was later discovered to be nothing more than a hilariously undersized continent.
The following account accurately summarises the history of the ensuing years: There was a tribe of natives, living confined from outside. The island was named beautifully as AuLai. Kangaroo was divinised as sacred animal, the embodiment of God. The island residents saw Talise curiously writing diary, using sharpened stick dipped in ink. Talise presented sharpened sticks to tribe leader as gift, which were treated as sacred things and carved with pattern of kangaroo later.
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Natives Before a group of Asian-Phillipinos decided to see how long the water was 10 metres deep for, there were a bunch of ugly and sloppy group of people called bogans. As the Asians arrived, they brought food,which the bogans tried to scab at and this caused a war.
The Asians won and bogans have been hated ever since. The Asians got a tan and became Aboriginals. History of Australia Australia, as drawn by Matthew Flinders on an ancient scroll known as "Risk" The British took control after a bizarre administrative error which also created North Korea, Poland, That other country with the two Islands and Sweden. After the chair was extinguished, a great celebration called Australia Day was held, and a lot of beers were drunk.
Then the flag of Sweden was raised in error, then taken down, then the North Korean flag was raised, then taken down, then the Polish flag was raised, it was found there was no British flag available, so a Union Jack was drawn on to the Polish flag and the country was declared to be the possession of General Kosciuszko, who nobody had heard of, and the highest mountain was named after him.
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After the English arrived in Australia, they immediately set up a camp and began saying Good Ay' to each other. The phrase came about after immigrants suffered from ear infections after the long boat journey.
Good Ay' was meant to mean, Is your ear ok? A prison was soon built after crime was rife on the Island. The problem was the amount of criminals that arrived on a large pirate ship full of booty. When the Australia Force was formed, prisons were easily built with slave labour from trained crocodiles affectionately known to the locals as "salties".
The prisons were very crude, and the sound of bells was used as a deterrent to crime, although just what that means no-one has ever worked out. Other countries, however, viewed Australia as a tourist resort and Europeans came by the thousands - and after having had sex in Australia's drinking water supply - sunbathed on the pristine white beaches.
After some undue violence with the prisoners, the English retreated back to England to support their Queen as well as their reigning Monarch, Victoria Beckham. The governments of the UK and Australia met up in to discuss the possibility of burning a man, made from half an "Aussie" and half a "Brit" one of the race unaffectionately known to the locals as "pommie bastards"put the ashes in a small urn and then play test matches for possession of "The Urn".
Australia were quick to dismiss the idea, but after China had started to play Cricket, they knew they must "play up, play up, and play the game". Originally the game was played naked in the burning sun, but clothes were introduced after the first team all died of skin cancer several years after the first match. Ina giant boat arrived on the shore of the Island, loud disco was booming out of it, but no one got off the boat was several days until the army was called.
Once on board the army found a large group of sleeping party people.
The people were awoken and welcomed to the Island. This is believed to be the origins of Australia's Gay Scene. The Police of Australia met with the people of the boat, and once they had all had massages on the beach from some nearby aborigines, then it was down to business. The party people agreed to keep the party scene going if they could have immunity from the country's drug laws.
This was granted and the party scene grew from the boat. Early British prisoners in Australia used their pickpocketing skills to steal a captain's ID and set sail in the direction of Antarcticawhere they hoped to find Father Christmas and his tireless elves.
Unfortunately, recent scientific discoveries have discovered that Santa actually lives at the North Pole, and not the South. And as he greatly enjoyed circling the ship's rim, he caused the compasses of the captain to go in random directions - east, west, north, up, into the fourth dimension, and so on. This lead them in a complete circle and back to the beach from which they had left.
This is described in the captain's diary as such: It has the water, more culture, and much better night life. From here the newly founded Australia built itself on a strong trade in being anal retentive, awesomely bogan-like, pathological cheats at any number of sporting fare, and drunken-destructive by nature.
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With this booming trade, the first brewery was founded in Sydneyfinally freeing the locals from the unpopular practice of drinking each others urine. This transition from traditional English seafaring beverage to locally-produced products can be seen today in the architecture of the Sydney Opera House.
Only with sufficient drunkenness could the local population have agreed to produce something worthy of being deemed erectedand allow the locals to miss the fact that it had been "erected" and not giggle at the term. The obsession that Australians found in gambling was finally put to good use - when they decided like the dense lot they are to follow blindly any lead the "good ol' US of A" lays down